Heres my lucky story

A long while back I have beer before heading out to my sisters for a visit. My brother just got back in town and I decided to greet him with some nice KB's. I had a beer before setting out and was only 17 at the time. About half way there I have to pee so bad I fishtailed into a residential area that was just starting to be developed. I get out of the car and start to take a leek. Just as I start pissing a see some cop's cherries going off half a block away. I stop peeing in a wicked hurry and zipped myself up only spilling a little on me. So these 2 cops get out and ask me why I was going so fast. I told them the truth that I was not speeding and just had to pee real bad. I knew they already saw me pissing so why not fess up to it. The cop asks me for my liccens and all that jazz so I get it for him. He said he came after me because of the fish tail I did into the neiborhood. Then all the suden it hit's me my stash is well hidden in the car but my pipe and a loaded bowl are in my pocket. I'm already out of the veichle and have the cops right on me so nothing I can do. He then says I sees the pack of cigarrets on the chair and being underage he informs me he has the right to search me and to empty my pockets.I take out a fat wad of dollar bills around 80 bucks. They look at me funny and I tell them I'm a waiter and tips are genually dollar bills. I then turn my pcokets inside out with the pipe in plain view. For what ever reason instict or just luck took over. I quickly put my left hand back into my pocket that was holding only change and a kids ballon from work. Then slowly put my right hand back into my pcoket that was holding the loaded pipe. The cop quickly asks me to take out everything in my left pocket. I guess he saw the kids ballon and thought I may be hiding drugs in it. He examined the contents of my left pocket and then just let me off with a warning. Man I was scared shitless at the time. Did I mention my dad was a cop so my ass would of gotten in allot of trouble. Thats my lucky story.