one time back in school there was a drug search, and i happend to have a pipe, weed, papers and lighter in my backpack. Well i got through the search ok, as i had my backpack with me and they only searched the parking lots and lockers.

midway through the next period im just sitting there doing work and i feel a hand on my shoulder. I look up and its a school security guard. He says "you need to come with me, son". So i go with him.

He takes me to the laison officers office (a cop who is assigned to a certain school) and the officer brings me in. They start questioning me and all this shit and i had no weed in my car so i say they can just fucking search it.

So we go out to my car, they search my car and find nothing. They question me some more, and finally decide to let me go. When i was leaving the officer said that the reason i was called down was that an anonymous tip came in saying that i had marijuana in my vehicle.

I HAD WEED, PIPE AND PAPERS IN MY FUCKING BACKPACK THAT I WAS WEARING THE ENTIRE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

silly popos didnt think to search my backpack

i owe lady luck big time