^^^^ Funny one!

At the risk of having people get pissed off at this comment, I'll post this joke... please note this would be the 1st time turtle has shown "sexists" comments against women... so, please, take it as a joke....

At the beginning of time, God created man....
Man, was all alone... rumaging through creation...
God saw that Man needed a companion... so he called him...
God said:

Man, I'm going to create for you a partner.
I need from you one ear, one arm, two ribs, a piece of your nose, a piece of your stomach, 8 fingers, 1/3rd of your brain, and half a yard of skin...

After giving God's proposition serious thought for a couple of days, Man said to God:

God, here... what can I get for two ribs?
turtle420 Reviewed by turtle420 on . April fool's joke CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! I love you guys! Rating: 5