Quote Originally Posted by midlifecrisis
Not today but....My best was way back when in high school. I switched the schools salt shaker for one I had prepared with 1/2 salt 1/2 alum. For those not familiar with alum, it is a pickling agent that makes your mouth pucker like you sucked on 50 lemons. There was at least 50 kids running around mumbling because their mouths were so puckered they couldn't talk right.


Oh it is a wonder I how never did get caught.

That was you?
graymatter Reviewed by graymatter on . April Fools! :dance: So... I know it's still early.. but anyone got any good April fools stories? Rating: 5