Quote Originally Posted by God v2.0
Hey I only kill them because you nasty fucks wont stop touching yourself. Remember everytime you masturbate God (me) kills a kitten...

But seriously now, I like to torture them before I kill them, skinning them alive, squishing their heads with my foot and listening to them scream.

Has anyone read that book "101 things to do with a dead cat"? Very good read!
If you and an animal were in danger I would risk my life to save the animal first,have a joint to calm me and the think about rescuing you