i went into a head shop and my brother asked if there was a bathroom and the guy (who is a little asian man who is so funny) was like "yea in the back... uh well actually... its for emp.... uhm... yea ok bathroom is back there"

my brother came back a few minutes later and was like "dude when i was walking back there i noticed a bong sitting on a table with a little grinder full of bud and a half cashed bowl in the bong."

the guy then gave me a free lighter because i bought two pipes and a pack of cigarettes and proceeded to explain to me that this lighter had a US patent. crazy potheads