Quote Originally Posted by da haze meister
well thats great but all the navy does is provide beds for the
duh duh duhhhh
air force
and all they do is provide air support for the
duh duh duhhhh
army
and all they do is provide latrines for the
duh duh duhhhh
marines
and all they do is shit on the
duh duh *record scratch*
coast guard
and all they do is stop
duh duh duhhhh
the cubans
great you wont be smoking for like 4 years hope your psyched about that!!
That shit was funny as hell.

The Navy
are you kidding me
well, at least your a seabee. I guess

Tips of advice to you, my once stoned friend

ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM!!
Avoid any deployments where you cross the equator. (You will find out)
You can buy weed in Thailand, korea, singapore and Tokyo. It is easily found.
But you are gonna get pissed test where they watch your dick pee in the cup
The navy, are you sure

You know the Marines are a part of the Navy
The mens part.

Congratulations on becoming a Seamen.
Good Luck
and keep your head down