Paranoid People!

[JunkYard]

Does anyone else get paranoid while smoking weed? Does anyone else find paranoid people funny?

Share your 'paranoia' stories here, so we can all have a laugh, or two...

I'll start...

Me and a couple friends were out blazin one night, and I decided to go down this old gravel road. It was foggy as hell, and dark, and everything felt 'empty'. I put on some "DIO" (Lock up the Wolves) for tunes, and blasted it. I guess I was doing about 15-20 mph just creeping down this old gravel road, when one of my friend starts freaking the fuck out! I mean, he was all over the car screaming, and yelling...

"Get me out of here!"

He keeps screaming: (And I mean he fucking SCREAMS)

"stop"

"Your taking us to hell, man!"

"He's taking us to hell, Steve"

"FUCK, we're in hell!"

"Fucking turn around, man!" "Turn the fuck around!"

"Your gonna to kill us..."FUCK"

"Please! Just turn around!"

"PLEASE!!!!!"


At this point, I'm cracking up something awful, and turn the car around before my friend had a heart attack.

I have to admit that it was a bit spooky out, but my friend 'actually' thought I was taking them to the pits of hell, lmao!

I couldn't even imagine how he must have felt, but the shit was FUNNY!

JunkYard Reviewed by JunkYard on 03-30-2006. Paranoid People! Does anyone else get paranoid while smoking weed? Does anyone else find paranoid people funny? Share your 'paranoia' stories here, so we can all have a laugh, or two... I'll start... Me and a couple friends were out blazin one night, and I decided to go down this old gravel road. It was foggy as hell, and dark, and everything felt 'empty'. I put on some "DIO" (Lock up the Wolves) for tunes, and blasted it. I guess I was doing about 15-20 mph just creeping down this old gravel road, Rating: 5

[HiddenBeauty]

Lmao what the hell was he on?

I have a friend who is really paranoid and he was worried that he was going to get cloned after giving his fingerprints at the cop shop.He is a bit weird but good fun to toke with.

[JunkYard]

That's just it...we were just smoking weed! He's a great guy, but that night his paranoia took him by the balls. I laughed so hard, but when he said "PLEASE!!!" I had to turn around, lol!

He was in bad shape...

I can get pretty freaked out myself... It can be fun, but it is usually a very tramatic experienc to go through. The best part is about tripping out is waking up the next morning and laughing at yourself for being such a goober, lol!

[HiddenBeauty]

There has been quite a few times I have had to remind myself that it's just paranoia but I am finding it easier to get rid of now due to experience.

[notrightquite]

My first time high, I was completely freaking out. Albertson's was heaven, or a kitchen ... depends on what part. This river was two evil holes that my friends were trying to get to eat me. It was no good. Then I started crying like a bitch and whining about life.

[are you kind]

we were driving through a "haunted" cemetery and my friend saw a handprint on the inside of the windshield that nobody noticed before and he freaked out

[Pride]

Was looking up weed stuff on my friend's laptop (pipes or whatever), and my friend got paranoid- thinking that neighbors who might be watching me use the laptop would call the cops and say that we're smoking weed.

There wasn't a neighbor in sight
They'd be too far away to even see what's on the screen
Why would they even give a flying fuck?
Most of all, it was a building made for college kids...
New York Fuckin City.

[friendowl]

some youngster thought we were going to kill him in the garage
we smoked some weed and told him to go to the garage we waana
show you something.all of a sudden
" what i do "
" why are we going to the garage "
"did i fuck up or what "
" owl , joker , was going on "
"why you guys look all weird "

he looked like he was gonna cry.
we just wanted to do some lines but when
we noticed how scared he was we fed off of it.
my homie got his knife out and the other went
for the duct tape.i could smell fear.it was funny cuz
he almost broke the door down trying to run out.

[LIP]

I have a friend who is really paranoid and he was worried that he was going to get cloned after giving his fingerprints at the cop shop.He is a bit weird but good fun to toke with.

That happened to me once, I was flying high on coke and they took me in and after they took my prints and my pic, i start shouting at em that it was all a conspiricy and they were trying to frame me and they were gunner give my DNA to the government lol... Luckily i didnt get taken to court, just cautioned lol ... stupid pigs...

I get extremely paranoid when a car slams the door late at night, or when car go past, spesh cos im growing weed now

[xblackdogx]

some youngster thought we were going to kill him in the garage
we smoked some weed and told him to go to the garage we waana
show you something.all of a sudden
" what i do "
" why are we going to the garage "
"did i fuck up or what "
" owl , joker , was going on "
"why you guys look all weird "

he looked like he was gonna cry.
we just wanted to do some lines but when
we noticed how scared he was we fed off of it.
my homie got his knife out and the other went
for the duct tape.i could smell fear.it was funny cuz
he almost broke the door down trying to run out.

lol, i love fucking with people, it woulda been fun to hold that knife