Was looking up weed stuff on my friend's laptop (pipes or whatever), and my friend got paranoid- thinking that neighbors who might be watching me use the laptop would call the cops and say that we're smoking weed.

There wasn't a neighbor in sight
They'd be too far away to even see what's on the screen
Why would they even give a flying fuck?
Most of all, it was a building made for college kids...
New York Fuckin City.