Does anyone else get paranoid while smoking weed? Does anyone else find paranoid people funny?

Share your 'paranoia' stories here, so we can all have a laugh, or two...

I'll start...

Me and a couple friends were out blazin one night, and I decided to go down this old gravel road. It was foggy as hell, and dark, and everything felt 'empty'. I put on some "DIO" (Lock up the Wolves) for tunes, and blasted it. I guess I was doing about 15-20 mph just creeping down this old gravel road, when one of my friend starts freaking the fuck out! I mean, he was all over the car screaming, and yelling...

"Get me out of here!"

He keeps screaming: (And I mean he fucking SCREAMS)

"stop"

"Your taking us to hell, man!"

"He's taking us to hell, Steve"

"FUCK, we're in hell!"

"Fucking turn around, man!" "Turn the fuck around!"

"Your gonna to kill us..."FUCK"

"Please! Just turn around!"

"PLEASE!!!!!"


At this point, I'm cracking up something awful, and turn the car around before my friend had a heart attack.

I have to admit that it was a bit spooky out, but my friend 'actually' thought I was taking them to the pits of hell, lmao!

I couldn't even imagine how he must have felt, but the shit was FUNNY!
JunkYard Reviewed by JunkYard on . Paranoid People! Does anyone else get paranoid while smoking weed? Does anyone else find paranoid people funny? Share your 'paranoia' stories here, so we can all have a laugh, or two... I'll start... Me and a couple friends were out blazin one night, and I decided to go down this old gravel road. It was foggy as hell, and dark, and everything felt 'empty'. I put on some "DIO" (Lock up the Wolves) for tunes, and blasted it. I guess I was doing about 15-20 mph just creeping down this old gravel road, Rating: 5