I used to really love to fight
These days I would only fight
Under certain circumstances
I dont really look to start fights anymore
Now with that out of the way
Lets tell a fight story

I have a ton of them cause I have been alot of fights. No less than 100 I am sure. What do ya expect I was overseas in the military. I have gotten my ass handed to me a couple of times in my life.

One time when i was fighting a guy I put my middle finger into his eye socket up to the secon joint. He was freakin out and I still punched him a few more times.

When I was stationed in 29 Palms I was in a band and we had our own pad off of base. Well the bassist in our band was a meth freak his name was Will and one day me and my friend had come into the garage where we had our stage, instruments, sound system and one of our bass guitar was gone. After some research it turned up at a local pawn shop and we looked at the name on the ticket and it was Will's name on it.
Well I thought it over and decided to pay him a visit at his house. He answered the door and first thing I said was "why did you steal our shit" and he said he didn't know what I was talking about. I punched him in the nose. He tried to hit me with his skateboard and I dodged it and he ran into the house and I chased him in and jumped on his ass in the living room and just started pounding on him. Then I stood up and he looked up at me and he face was all fucked up and told hime "dont be stealin peoples shit" and i kicked him straight in the forehead and he was out.
I left came home and started making dinner when the cops show up and arrested me. I was fully respectful and obediant. I was charged with Assault with a deadly weapon ( shoes) and burglery(entering his house). I was booked into Joshua Tree, I was talking to the cop the whole time to the station and telling him about other shit he was stealin. Cars, wheels. Anyway, i sat in jail for a few days then i was picked up by the MP's brought back to base and they put me on this bench all night and I was in underwear and tshirt. No shoes and they had the air condition like at 50 degrees. It was friggin cold.
Long story short. I ended up going to court on the charges and the judge said he deserved it and dropped all charges.