I just got my ass kicked!

[Euphoric]

Usually people are too afraid to fight me and besides id rather ..ooh wait..

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

i have never lost a fight.

but havent really been in a full on brawl, i dont have many enemies, but i wouldnt hesitate to stab the cunt if i had no choice.

[Kokujin X]

I'm not really an enemy of many, if any at all. But, if someone wants to try and fight me I have no problem making them regret it lol, but the few fights i have been in I was like 8, no full on throwdowns for a while. Which is good to some extent, I'd rather be friends and share a joint or 2 :stoned:

[C4nn4Bliss]

only key to fighting is to be willing to go further than the guy your fighting, whoever is willing to kill the other guy is who usually wins....im pretty sure they can sense it

if im out numbered or feel im out matched i will grab whatever is around me and use it to its full advantage, usually discourages them

[NextLineIsMine]

I am an abject coward, luckily no one knows it. In the very few occasions some one has been in my face wanting a fight I act REALLY MAD and Im buff enough theyll leave me be, but inside though the thought of violence freaks me out so much I could throw up.

[geonagual]

I used to really love to fight
These days I would only fight
Under certain circumstances
I dont really look to start fights anymore
Now with that out of the way
Lets tell a fight story

I have a ton of them cause I have been alot of fights. No less than 100 I am sure. What do ya expect I was overseas in the military. I have gotten my ass handed to me a couple of times in my life.

One time when i was fighting a guy I put my middle finger into his eye socket up to the secon joint. He was freakin out and I still punched him a few more times.

When I was stationed in 29 Palms I was in a band and we had our own pad off of base. Well the bassist in our band was a meth freak his name was Will and one day me and my friend had come into the garage where we had our stage, instruments, sound system and one of our bass guitar was gone. After some research it turned up at a local pawn shop and we looked at the name on the ticket and it was Will's name on it.
Well I thought it over and decided to pay him a visit at his house. He answered the door and first thing I said was "why did you steal our shit" and he said he didn't know what I was talking about. I punched him in the nose. He tried to hit me with his skateboard and I dodged it and he ran into the house and I chased him in and jumped on his ass in the living room and just started pounding on him. Then I stood up and he looked up at me and he face was all fucked up and told hime "dont be stealin peoples shit" and i kicked him straight in the forehead and he was out.
I left came home and started making dinner when the cops show up and arrested me. I was fully respectful and obediant. I was charged with Assault with a deadly weapon ( shoes) and burglery(entering his house). I was booked into Joshua Tree, I was talking to the cop the whole time to the station and telling him about other shit he was stealin. Cars, wheels. Anyway, i sat in jail for a few days then i was picked up by the MP's brought back to base and they put me on this bench all night and I was in underwear and tshirt. No shoes and they had the air condition like at 50 degrees. It was friggin cold.
Long story short. I ended up going to court on the charges and the judge said he deserved it and dropped all charges.

[Swizzy89304]

I dont go looking for fights, but fights often find me. If a chav comes up to me and asks for a fag (cigarette for you yanks) ill tell them to fuck off, then I end up in a fight.
Currently Im looking for a small .22 pistol for self protection, but for guns you have to travel to London really.
Chisme, any help?

[LiquidMagik]

i have no idea how many fights I've been in. too many to count. Only 2 or 3 where we were really fucking each other up. both came away bloodied up and hurting. Most of them were while on the wrestling team. We used to have a game where we woudl turn off the lights and run around beating the piss out of each other. Whenever someone had enough and opened the door we could see who it was and give em hell. God we did some stupid shit back then........good times.

Haha, I hear ya man, some fights here and there, but the shit we did on the mats was more brutal than fights sometimes. We would also turn off all the lights, but we would chuck the medicine balls at each other. Good for conditioning, but I'm still not sure if we injured each other more with the medicine balls or more by running into each other.

There was also a game called golf dodgeball we use to play in a friend's basement. People line up against the wall, and one person stands about 15 feet away and hits golf balls at the group. If you're the last one on the wall, in the next round, you get to be the golfer. That will leave some serious welts on you.

Back to fights. I've been in a couple, some dudes bigger, some dudes smaller. You have the big advantage if you are a wrestler though. Look at UFC, the winners are always the guys with the best grappling skills, a fight is only going to last so long standing up, before it goes to the ground. Most of the time I could get the guy to quit on the fight by sinking in an armbar, ankle lock, or blood choke (causes them to just pass out, not die).

[dark0ne]

i was pretty drunk at this party, this kid that just started hanging out with us starts bothering this chick. she's been my freind for close to 10 years. so first i pull him aside and tell him nicely "dude, she's not interested, she's not like that" he replies "why do you care she's just a whore". i grabbed his shirt and lifted him off the ground then i said "if she tells me that your bugging her again i'll kick your ass" that didn't work. he tried to stick his hands down her shirt i walked into the kitchen and punched him as hard as i could, he was taking a drink of beer so i smashed the can right into his nose. he swung at me, missed i grabbed the back of his head and smashed it into the brick wall next to us. he crumpled onto the floor and i went and made another drink.

[CYRAX]

i hate when mexican kids flick water in my face

i know right, it gets me madder then when a mexican does it out of all the races, lol.