What animal would you be?

[slipknotpsycho]

lol well you couldn't exactly do that if you were a snake either

but it would be easier to do as a snake, you're not going to move no where near as fast... tho this poses a problem as well, since they have nothing even resembling a way to lit a lighter... no wonder animals don't smoke weed... they can't light thier bowls!
the tiger would keep dropping it cuz his feet are big and bulky, same with the lion... dogs and cats are the same as well, just on a smaller scale...
birds would be vulnerable to smoking if they had to land to do it, so even if there was a way to light a lighter while flying with only your two wings and two feet, they'd still be fucked, cuz they're gonna get stoned and fall asleep
snakes don't even have legs/arms/hands/feet/wings...
there's like no animal other then monkeys and shit that could light a lighter >.< i don't wanna be an animal anymore... i would never get to smoke... the ants tho, they could link up and form a hand to light the lighter while the others go sit in the bong... and this would be done at 3 in the morning in a jack in the box parking lot so some stoner would come along and take a hit off the bong... since the ants couldn't draw the smoke in.. they just get the hotboxing of their life...
"dude i'm getting fries, a burger, some tacos.. what? a bong! dude there's a bong just sitting here"
".... i'm not smoking that shit you fucking tweaker"
"dude it's got a bowl already loaded up..."
"i don't care... i'm going in and ordering"
~ants form a hand and pick up the lighter and put the flame to the bowl~
"sweet!"
~bong noises followed by coughing~
~tweaker runs in the store~
"dude! these ants just made a hand and lit this lighter for me to take a hit off the bowl!"
~other dude punches tweaker in mouth~
"wtf was that for!?"
"why the fuck you doing 'cid without me bitch?"

ok i'm done, enjoy my little story...

[Toffee]

elephant cos he's the biggest and hes intelligent and he has no predators

[slipknotpsycho]

elephant cos he's the biggest and hes intelligent and he has no predators

but he's a pussy.. scared of something as little and harmless as a mouse... the mouse is so small to him, that he could snort the mouse whole.. yet he's scared of it... that'd be like humans being scared of bugs.. oh shit n/m..

[cannabis campbell]

but it would be easier to do as a snake, you're not going to move no where near as fast... tho this poses a problem as well, since they have nothing even resembling a way to lit a lighter... no wonder animals don't smoke weed... they can't light thier bowls!
the tiger would keep dropping it cuz his feet are big and bulky, same with the lion... dogs and cats are the same as well, just on a smaller scale...
birds would be vulnerable to smoking if they had to land to do it, so even if there was a way to light a lighter while flying with only your two wings and two feet, they'd still be fucked, cuz they're gonna get stoned and fall asleep
snakes don't even have legs/arms/hands/feet/wings...
there's like no animal other then monkeys and shit that could light a lighter >.< i don't wanna be an animal anymore... i would never get to smoke... the ants tho, they could link up and form a hand to light the lighter while the others go sit in the bong... and this would be done at 3 in the morning in a jack in the box parking lot so some stoner would come along and take a hit off the bong... since the ants couldn't draw the smoke in.. they just get the hotboxing of their life...
"dude i'm getting fries, a burger, some tacos.. what? a bong! dude there's a bong just sitting here"
".... i'm not smoking that shit you fucking tweaker"
"dude it's got a bowl already loaded up..."
"i don't care... i'm going in and ordering"
~ants form a hand and pick up the lighter and put the flame to the bowl~
"sweet!"
~bong noises followed by coughing~
~tweaker runs in the store~
"dude! these ants just made a hand and lit this lighter for me to take a hit off the bowl!"
~other dude punches tweaker in mouth~
"wtf was that for!?"
"why the fuck you doing 'cid without me bitch?"

ok i'm done, enjoy my little story...

lmao! yeah being an ant would be alrite but i dont think you would live long, we kill ants for fun dont we?

be honest do you ever see an ant and actually let it live?... no lol

[slipknotpsycho]

i do... i got better things to do now then mash ants.. if i go outside, i'm going out there for something, and i'm not the type of person to fuck around.. i do what i got to get done, as fast as possible, and get on with my life. there's not much room for ant crushing left in that...

[cannabis campbell]

Lol sound like your on speed all the time.

[da haze meister]

i would be a dog. there totally cool and not ghey like cats.

[slipknotpsycho]

Lol sound like your on speed all the time.

are you sure i sound like i'm on speed all the time, rather then me being a pot head (obviously) who doesn't just lay around doing nothing all day... cuz if you were to assume i was the sterotypical stoner, then saw/heard what i do, and how much and so on... that would create the same impression

[puffpuffand away]

`id b an eagle...they no total freedom...and as far as animals that have sex 4 pleasure...have u ever seen chimps...thats there life...and its all 4 pleasure...nastyest animal s on the planet

[higher4hockey]

if i was an eagle, i would eat cats, rats, snakes, and possibly small dogs.