A lion hands down. Women under the thumb, food caught, brought and prioritized directly to you, shag a bit, lie down a bit, sleeeeeeeeeeep.

And awaken to the grasslands of Africa, to stretch a bit, eat a bit, shag a bit and sleeeeeeeeeeep. Plus who is gonna fuck with a pack of lions, except for another pack of lions, and what did we just learn about lions? :thumbsup:

Eagle would be cool, but I only think for about a week, cuz I bet you flying is some tiring work requiring a lot of hunting, and the novelty would wear off u'd be like *flap* *Gliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide* *flap**flap* *flap* *Gliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiide* *flap* 'Ahhhh bollox to this, I'm gonna go lie down' but you won't be able to, because you're a bird, devoid of the physical capabilities, and it is in this time, you will see the error of your hasty decision making.
Jimmicrackedcorn Reviewed by Jimmicrackedcorn on . What animal would you be? If you had the choice to be any animal at all what animal would it be?, and why Rating: 5