Quote Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
lol well you couldn't exactly do that if you were a snake either
but it would be easier to do as a snake, you're not going to move no where near as fast... tho this poses a problem as well, since they have nothing even resembling a way to lit a lighter... no wonder animals don't smoke weed... they can't light thier bowls!
the tiger would keep dropping it cuz his feet are big and bulky, same with the lion... dogs and cats are the same as well, just on a smaller scale...
birds would be vulnerable to smoking if they had to land to do it, so even if there was a way to light a lighter while flying with only your two wings and two feet, they'd still be fucked, cuz they're gonna get stoned and fall asleep
snakes don't even have legs/arms/hands/feet/wings...
there's like no animal other then monkeys and shit that could light a lighter >.< i don't wanna be an animal anymore... i would never get to smoke... the ants tho, they could link up and form a hand to light the lighter while the others go sit in the bong... and this would be done at 3 in the morning in a jack in the box parking lot so some stoner would come along and take a hit off the bong... since the ants couldn't draw the smoke in.. they just get the hotboxing of their life...
"dude i'm getting fries, a burger, some tacos.. what? a bong! dude there's a bong just sitting here"
".... i'm not smoking that shit you fucking tweaker"
"dude it's got a bowl already loaded up..."
"i don't care... i'm going in and ordering"
~ants form a hand and pick up the lighter and put the flame to the bowl~
"sweet!"
~bong noises followed by coughing~
~tweaker runs in the store~
"dude! these ants just made a hand and lit this lighter for me to take a hit off the bowl!"
~other dude punches tweaker in mouth~
"wtf was that for!?"
"why the fuck you doing 'cid without me bitch?"

ok i'm done, enjoy my little story...