Stoned moments: What the fuck was i thinking!?

[Mr Greenthumb]

You ever been real stoned and your going about day and what-have you, and then your about to do something so encredibly stupid that you litterally step back and say out loud "What the fuck was i thinking!?"

Example: In my house, there used to be a light fixture on the ceiling. It was only attached by a thin string and if it fell down it would probably hurt someone if someone we're standing under it. I'd been meaning to get rid of it for a while.
So i got stoned and decided it was a good idea to get the thing down. So i stood directly beneath it and started poking and proddding it cyote style but it wouldn't come down.
So me being the brilliant fellow i am i figured "Hey, maybe i can hit it down . . ." so i started throwing stuff at it and nearly broke a bunch of things before i realized how encredibly stupid everything i had just done was.
Needless to say, the fixture iss still there. If it could survive all of my stupidity chances are its not gonna fall down.

What the fuck was i thinking?

Mr Greenthumb Reviewed by Mr Greenthumb on 03-29-2006. Stoned moments: What the fuck was i thinking!? You ever been real stoned and your going about day and what-have you, and then your about to do something so encredibly stupid that you litterally step back and say out loud "What the fuck was i thinking!?" Example: In my house, there used to be a light fixture on the ceiling. It was only attached by a thin string and if it fell down it would probably hurt someone if someone we're standing under it. I'd been meaning to get rid of it for a while. So i got stoned and decided it was a good Rating: 5

[delta9420]

So i stood directly beneath it and started poking and proddding it cyote style but it wouldn't come down.
So me being the brilliant fellow i am i figured "Hey, maybe i can hit it down . . ." so i started throwing stuff at it and nearly broke a bunch of things...

This is your brain on drugs...

Drugs kick ass.

[Frivolous248]

That IS incredibly stupid!

I've done stuff like this before kinda, but I can't remember any good ones right now.

One time though, I wanted to watch family guy, so I popped in the DVD and I'm all waiting, and then some commercial came on. So I hit the "menu" button and then It didn't work, so I thought it might not be switched on to DVD, then I switched it on, but it was normal TV, so I switched it back to DVD, but I still couldn't figure out why I couldn't watch family guy! It was really getting to me, so I popped in a different family guy disk and decided I'd investigate it later when I wasn't high.

And well I found out that you have to watch like 2 minutes of previews on the DVD before it lets you go to the menu. But it was realllly freaking me out and pissing me off cause I just wanted to watch some fucking family guy, and thats fucked up they make you watch some stupid previews first.

[friendowl]

i was swimming at a friends house
the filter turned off and i liked the way it looked on
so i went to turn it back on.
i was dripping wet and about to touch electric stuff.
i got the shock of my life.
i couldnt even pull my hand away from the filter
the electricity had me stuck.
i felt weak after i pulled out.
everybody was laughing and said i did the electric slide

[are you kind]

haha one time i was in a tractor supply store and i picked up a cattle prod and i was like cool and i touched the end and nothing happened.

so i pushed the little button and it started buzzing like it was charging up, and i touched the end and got shocked and my arm was all numb and shit. i was a dumbass

[1234abcd]

stopped at a stop sign thinking it was a signal waiting for the green light. Actually I've done this many times. :stoned:

[8675309]

I kept trying to screw the cap of my water bottle on but it kept falling off. I did this several times and I got very frustrated. It turns out I was screwing it on in the wrong direction...

[sbskico1]

I forgot what I was going to say.........

[are you kind]

stopped at a stop sign thinking it was a signal waiting for the green light. Actually I've done this many times. :stoned:

i've done the opposite at red lights. one time i stopped and decided that the red glow in the car from the signal wasn't too pleasing so i just went through

[Don Don]

I put the milk in the cabnet and put the cereal in the ice box