Quote Originally Posted by friendowl
hey crazypthead

arnt there any girls in england
theres gotta be at least one fat girl you can plow.

wanking or jacking off gets boring

i heard if you buy a hot meat sandwich and stick your dick
between the bread it feels like a real woman.
Rofl yes wanking does get boring, and that was funny xD
orangeman Reviewed by orangeman on . The everyday troubles of a teenage stoner God damn, this is the SECOND time iv done this. The first time, i was stoned as fuck from a few bowls (still am, lol) and i had an amazing wank. I jizzed EVERYWHERE, then i realised i had no tissues, i used some old ones from my bin, then about an hour later. I had another wank, and guess what? I DID'NT HAVE ANY TISSUES! so now im using the same one for a third time.... God damn, i think i smoke enterilly way to much pot... is that even possible???? :confused: Rating: 5