The everyday troubles of a teenage stoner

[Ghost On Fire]

Girls are so much cooler than your hands. hahaa

Ghost On Fire Reviewed by Ghost On Fire on 03-31-2006. The everyday troubles of a teenage stoner God damn, this is the SECOND time iv done this. The first time, i was stoned as fuck from a few bowls (still am, lol) and i had an amazing wank. I jizzed EVERYWHERE, then i realised i had no tissues, i used some old ones from my bin, then about an hour later. I had another wank, and guess what? I DID'NT HAVE ANY TISSUES! so now im using the same one for a third time.... God damn, i think i smoke enterilly way to much pot... is that even possible???? :confused: Rating: 5

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Girls are so much cooler than your hands. hahaa

well duh..... lol

[Reefer Rogue]

The solution isn't just 'get a girlfriend.' It's not as easy as that. Wanking can get boring, SURE! But beggers can't be choosers.