The everyday troubles of a teenage stoner

[friendowl]

atleast you didnt use your sister's underwear like spicoli did

friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on 03-30-2006. The everyday troubles of a teenage stoner God damn, this is the SECOND time iv done this. The first time, i was stoned as fuck from a few bowls (still am, lol) and i had an amazing wank. I jizzed EVERYWHERE, then i realised i had no tissues, i used some old ones from my bin, then about an hour later. I had another wank, and guess what? I DID'NT HAVE ANY TISSUES! so now im using the same one for a third time.... God damn, i think i smoke enterilly way to much pot... is that even possible???? :confused: Rating: 5

[suhl]

why does everyone insist on posting something every time they beat off? we dont want to hear wank stories. it isnt something you tell people about.

[MaryJaneScott]

Here you go dear.... a nice fresh box... that should last you a couple hours

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[Toker4LifeVT]

lol

[mellow mood]

why does everyone insist on posting something every time they beat off? we dont want to hear wank stories. it isnt something you tell people about.

quoted for fuckin truth

this story was gross and just proved his goddamn stupidity.


''uh i dont have any tissue, so i whack everywhere on my hands and my bed, then i jack off again, and oops, no tissue appeared, same scenario''

omfg

[robert42]

this should be called

THE EVERYDAY TROUBLES OF A TEENAGE LONER

[Eshelmen]

please refer to masturbation as.. jackin off, beatin the salami, pettin the snake, or just masterbating...
wtf is wank.. omg

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

pettin the snake? wtf? what kinda term is that? I'll just call it masturbation from now on, and i always thought wank was a british term.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

this should be called

THE EVERYDAY TROUBLES OF A TEENAGE LONER

Dude, your not a teenager? why would you talk about yourself so horribly?

[mellow mood]

Dude, your not a teenager? why would you talk about yourself so horribly?

woha what a loser