My head while stoned:

Mmm, smokey goodness..oh shit, I have to pee. Should I get up? No, then I'll have to step over people and might fall. Plus when I walk around I probably look stupid. It's too quiet. I should say something funny. What the hell..-blurts out a joke- Ah, that was good. People laughed. I really need to pee. Ugh okay well I'll just get up and casually walked to the potty. The potty? What the hell am I a five year old? No, I'm 6. Haha, I made a joke in my head..dear lord I need to up my meds. Hmm..When I close my eyes I feel like I'm flying. How cool is this? I'm gonna go pee before I pee my pants. That'd be pretty funny though. And awkward...
BabyFacedAbortion Reviewed by BabyFacedAbortion on . What does your inner dialogue sound like? When you're stoned. Most of the time the voice that narrates my thoughts is that of an old british lady, or if I'm thinking of someone, it will automatically switch to the voice of that person. Rating: 5