My head while stoned:

Mmm, smokey goodness..oh shit, I have to pee. Should I get up? No, then I'll have to step over people and might fall. Plus when I walk around I probably look stupid. It's too quiet. I should say something funny. What the hell..-blurts out a joke- Ah, that was good. People laughed. I really need to pee. Ugh okay well I'll just get up and casually walked to the potty. The potty? What the hell am I a five year old? No, I'm 6. Haha, I made a joke in my head..dear lord I need to up my meds. Hmm..When I close my eyes I feel like I'm flying. How cool is this? I'm gonna go pee before I pee my pants. That'd be pretty funny though. And awkward...