A humorous convo...stoners skip around on subjects a lot

[UpInSmoke]

Im Razors bain
and Dawnie isnt even a burnout...amazing..


Dawnie3014: hiya
Razors bain: whuddup up my brotha from anotha motha
Razors bain: i know i know
Razors bain: youre not my brotha
Razors bain: oh well
Razors bain: nada
Razors bain: im chillin watchin some shit on joecartoon.com
Dawnie3014: lol
Razors bain: ever been there?
Dawnie3014: ur right i'm not ur brotha
Dawnie3014: yea i have, myaunt told me about it
Razors bain: have you seen james brain yet??
Dawnie3014: nah
Dawnie3014: haven't been on recently
Razors bain: me either...im waitin on it to load...
Razors bain: OO OOOOO ITS DONE
Razors bain: brb
Dawnie3014: k
Razors bain: oh my
Razors bain: that was great
Razors bain: hahahahaha
Dawnie3014: coolie deal
Razors bain: by crieky...lookie there...itsa croc
Dawnie3014: lol
Razors bain: now what im gunna do...im gunna sneak up behind him...and jam me thumb up its buttho'
Razors bain: that outta piss em off
Dawnie3014: eeeewwwww
Dawnie3014: tmi
Razors bain: i think youd like that cartoon...it was funny
Dawnie3014: didn't know u went that way
Dawnie3014: :-P
Razors bain: make me laugh long time
Dawnie3014: lol
Dawnie3014: u funny
Razors bain: if you go to the press n 'splode section...then click on james brain...
Razors bain: its great..just great
Dawnie3014: alrighty then
Dawnie3014: will haveta remember to try it
Razors bain: you wont regret it
Razors bain: hahahahahhaa
Dawnie3014: computers act all dumb now, and wont let me do more than 1 thing at a time
Dawnie3014: not sure y
Dawnie3014: acts stupider now that it is fixed than before
Razors bain: do you have it in dipshit mode??
Razors bain: sometimes mine gets stuck in dipshit mode
Dawnie3014: *shrugs* i dunno, i'm ocmputer illiterate
Dawnie3014: fix it for me?
Dawnie3014: plz
Dawnie3014: *hands u a sledge hammer*
Dawnie3014: no wait
Dawnie3014: i wanna do that
Dawnie3014: get ur own
Razors bain: no matter how many times ill click the undipshitterize button...it just keeps on dipshittin
Razors bain: hahahaha
Dawnie3014: lmao
Dawnie3014: good one
Razors bain: i seen a commercial where a guy just shoves it out his window
Razors bain: ooooo brb
Dawnie3014: too easy
Razors bain: wheres my fanta?!?!?!
Razors bain: im gettin might pissed...
Razors bain: hahaha...no im not
Razors bain: i dont get pissed too often...and when i do...
Dawnie3014: better to b pissed off then pissed on
Dawnie3014: :-P
Dawnie3014: hungry hungry Dawnie
Razors bain: i forgot what i was talking about
Razors bain: oh yea....FANTA...WHERES MY FUCKING FANTA?!?!?!
Razors bain: damnit
Dawnie3014: me
Dawnie3014: it's all abouit me
Dawnie3014: :-D
Dawnie3014: lol
Dawnie3014: ur supposed to b talking about me
Razors bain: im waiting for gerbil mantras to load
Razors bain: oh oh...
Razors bain: sorry
Dawnie3014: didn't uknow the world revolves aournd me?
Razors bain: i didnt realize until now
Razors bain: shit...what was i thinking
Razors bain: hell if i know
Razors bain: la la la
Dawnie3014: u better recgnize, lol
Razors bain: oooooowwwwwhhhhhmmmmmmmmm
Dawnie3014: la la la nuffin
Dawnie3014: wtf is that
Razors bain: i wanna bruffin
Razors bain: im getting in mantra mode
Dawnie3014: whaz that?
Razors bain: a bruffing
Razors bain: bruffin*
Dawnie3014: ooook
Dawnie3014: i'm clueless
Razors bain: only the most ass kickin munchie product on the face of this earth....created..by me!!
Razors bain: take brownie mix....and put it in a muffin pan...
Dawnie3014: ok then explain what it is
Razors bain: BAM....bruffins are born
Razors bain: brb
Dawnie3014: lol
Dawnie3014: really u just ogt different shaped brownies....ok
Razors bain: nuh uh
Razors bain: theyre bruffins damnit
Dawnie3014: *rollz eyez* whatever
Razors bain: iiiiilllllllllllnnnnnneeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvveeeeeeeer rrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy oooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaassssssssssssssssssmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooonn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Razors bain: i feel so peaceful now
Dawnie3014: i'mnot an assmonkey
Dawnie3014: u monkey butt
Razors bain: thats not what i said
Dawnie3014: ugh
Dawnie3014: wanna clean my room?
Dawnie3014: plz
Dawnie3014: pretty plz
Dawnie3014: :-D

Razors bain: bbbbbbbbbblllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooo wwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt oooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttyyy yyyyyyyyoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaa assssssssssffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccc cckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaacccccccc ccceeeeeeeeee
Razors bain: no
Razors bain: hahhahahaha
Dawnie3014: i dont thinky so, i'm not blowing it out my ass
Razors bain: its amazing what a gerbil can teach you in a mantra that can make all feel so peaceful
Razors bain: oh so peaceful
Dawnie3014: wtf r u talking about?
Razors bain: i just finished watching gerbil mantras on joecartoon
Razors bain: muahahahahaha
Dawnie3014: o
Razors bain: ha
Dawnie3014: duh
Razors bain: tell me about it
Razors bain: DUH DAWN
Dawnie3014: bite me
Razors bain: geezus
Dawnie3014: i'm not all here today
Razors bain: thats the beginners mantra
Dawnie3014: k
Razors bain: bbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttteeeeeeeee eeemmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee
Dawnie3014: i don't bite, imma good girl
Dawnie3014: O:-)
Razors bain: hahahahahahah
Razors bain: thats a good one
Dawnie3014: true tho
Razors bain: no
Razors bain: hahahahahahhahahhahaha
Dawnie3014: u can't prove different
Razors bain: ha
Dawnie3014: can u?
Razors bain: so
Razors bain: i dont have to prove shit
Dawnie3014: then to ur knowledge i'm good
Dawnie3014: duh
Razors bain: cuz we all know shit exsists
Dawnie3014: now
Dawnie3014: after tonight
Dawnie3014: can't make no guarentees
Dawnie3014: :-D
Razors bain: dun dun duuunnnn
Dawnie3014: ha
Dawnie3014: supposed to get to c my man tonight
Razors bain: uh oh
Dawnie3014: y
Razors bain: its gettin foggy outside
Dawnie3014: uh oh
Razors bain: froggy in fact
Dawnie3014: gonna rain
Razors bain: not yet!!!!
Dawnie3014: thats what i say
Razors bain: curtis is still out there
Dawnie3014: it's supposed to here
Dawnie3014: lookin all cradified
Dawnie3014: crapdified*
Dawnie3014: ugh
Razors bain: hahahah
Razors bain: nice word
Dawnie3014: thanx
Dawnie3014: i have tons of em
Razors bain: words???
Razors bain: id hope so
Dawnie3014: should write my own dictionary
Dawnie3014: i mena my own personal wordz
Razors bain: otherwise it would be hard for you to talk
Razors bain: oh...gotcha
Dawnie3014: u think?
Dawnie3014: well i'lm not tlaking
Razors bain: no...i dont
Dawnie3014: i'm typing
Dawnie3014: ifn u wanna call it that
Razors bain: whaeva whaeva i do what i wannnnt
Dawnie3014: ok cartman
Razors bain: hell yea
Dawnie3014: i got that pic for my msn display iwndow
Razors bain: nooo kitty its my potpie
Dawnie3014: window*
Dawnie3014: damn it
Razors bain: moooommm kitty's being a dildo...
Razors bain: i guess we know whos sleeping with mommy tonite
Dawnie3014: I WANT MY CHEEZY POOFS
Dawnie3014: ewwww
Razors bain: oooooo
Dawnie3014: i just got that
Razors bain: me too
Razors bain: cheezy poofs
Dawnie3014: slow much dawn?
Razors bain: its about time
Razors bain: slow a lot
Razors bain: dawn
Dawnie3014: told y ai wasnt all here
Dawnie3014: got zaco nthe brain
Dawnie3014: cant type
Dawnie3014: grrr
Razors bain: hmmmm
Dawnie3014: ?
Dawnie3014: i didn't do it
Dawnie3014: yet
Dawnie3014: ...
Razors bain: i never said you did
Razors bain: hhahaha
Razors bain: dont do it dawn
Dawnie3014: whatevah
Razors bain: you know better
Dawnie3014: y not?
Dawnie3014: but i want to
Razors bain: cuz I DO what I want
Dawnie3014: i'm old enuf to know better and still too young to care
Razors bain: oooo...you think youre so slick
Dawnie3014: yea, and i am a cop and u iwll respect my authoritie!
Razors bain: but i know how slick you really are
Razors bain: hahahaha
Razors bain: right
Dawnie3014: i have that pic too for msn
Dawnie3014: my ex hates it
Razors bain: slick as snot on a doorknob
Razors bain: i would too
Dawnie3014: so i deliberately downloaded it and e-mailed it to him
Razors bain: if i knew wtf you are talking about
Razors bain: good one
Razors bain: so evil
Razors bain: so fun
Dawnie3014: read back a few messages and put them together
Razors bain: muahahahahaha
Razors bain: ha
Dawnie3014: duh
Razors bain: i dont wanna
Dawnie3014: thats y i did it
Dawnie3014: to b evil
Razors bain: tsk tsk tsk
Dawnie3014: god i'm hungry
Dawnie3014: *stomach growls*
Razors bain: me too...
Razors bain: i gots tha munchies
Razors bain: i wish i had some pot
Razors bain: or weed
Razors bain: or chronic
Razors bain: or buddah
Dawnie3014: we got weeds n the yard
Razors bain: or middies
Razors bain: not them kinds
Dawnie3014: lol, i know
Razors bain: KIND BUD
Razors bain: mmmmmm
Dawnie3014: beina smartass
Razors bain: *drools*
Dawnie3014: *habds towel*
Dawnie3014: hands*
Razors bain: thanx
Dawnie3014: not on the keyboard, geez
Razors bain: my puter almost shorted out
Dawnie3014: i thought it owuld
Dawnie3014: control urself
Dawnie3014: brb
Razors bain: no
Razors bain: come back now
Razors bain: now
Razors bain: now
Razors bain: wtf
Razors bain: now
Razors bain: now
Razors bain: grrrrr
Razors bain: owl
Razors bain: chicken too
Dawnie3014: what
Dawnie3014: i'm here
Razors bain: ive had ostrige..(sp?) jerky
Dawnie3014: miss me or somethin
Razors bain: its about time
Dawnie3014: god
Razors bain: yea
Razors bain: lots
Dawnie3014: ostridge? what
Razors bain: you back yet
Razors bain: how about now
Razors bain: now
Razors bain: now
Razors bain: or
Razors bain: now
Razors bain: ??
Dawnie3014: no i'm a figment of ur imagination
Dawnie3014: r we ever really here?
Razors bain: i dont know if i like that
Dawnie3014: what
Dawnie3014: hallucinating/
Razors bain: fig nuetons in my imagination
Razors bain: i dont like those cookies
Dawnie3014: ha
Dawnie3014: mmmm....fig nuetons
Razors bain: why would i like them in my brain??
Dawnie3014: to fell fruity, i dunno
Dawnie3014: feel*
Razors bain: i like halucinating
Razors bain: it makes me see stuff
Dawnie3014: k
Razors bain: EVERYWHERE
Dawnie3014: damn room isn't getting clean
Dawnie3014: :'(
Razors bain: thats your fault
Razors bain: not mine
Dawnie3014: looks horrible
Razors bain: too bad
Dawnie3014: and bed full
Dawnie3014: of crap
Razors bain: make it look good
Dawnie3014: needs cleaned
Dawnie3014: NOW

Razors bain: doit
Dawnie3014: i have to
Razors bain: doit
Razors bain: doit
Razors bain: doit
Razors bain: yourself
Razors bain: doit
Dawnie3014: but can't move away from the computer
Dawnie3014: puuuuurty colors
Razors bain: well whos fault is that....
Razors bain: YOURS
Dawnie3014: mmmmmm
Dawnie3014: i have to, by 9pm
Dawnie3014: i got time
Razors bain: im out of fruity pebbles
Razors bain: oh well..
Dawnie3014: me too, didn't have any
Razors bain: i never really trusted them anyway
Dawnie3014: ha
Razors bain: they are fruity after all
Dawnie3014: yuck
Razors bain: what is you prob?
Dawnie3014: fruity
Dawnie3014: eeewww
Razors bain: mmmmm
Dawnie3014: in the gay form
Dawnie3014: not like fruit
Dawnie3014: ilike fruit
Razors bain: hey...atleast im not munchin on gay cheerios
Dawnie3014: anything fruity flavored
Razors bain: id rather eat gay rocks
Dawnie3014: gay cheerios?
Dawnie3014: umm..ok
Razors bain: yea...
Dawnie3014: why they gay
Razors bain: *sigh*
Razors bain: sigh whatfruit loops
Dawnie3014: suck
Razors bain: what tha fuck
Dawnie3014: ate too many of those in my life
Razors bain: how did you do that??
Dawnie3014: what
Razors bain: that
Dawnie3014: eat too many?
Razors bain: scroll up
Razors bain: there is some of your typing....on my screen name
Dawnie3014: i'm confuzzeled
Razors bain: me too....
Razors bain: i think my brain just popped
Dawnie3014: maybe, there is nothing i did on ur sn
Razors bain: now who tha fuck is gonna clean that up??
Dawnie3014: what
Razors bain: no no no
Razors bain: its there
Dawnie3014: o
Dawnie3014: nm
Razors bain: stop
Dawnie3014: i get it
Razors bain: damnit
Dawnie3014: what
Razors bain: stop
Razors bain: im trying to see something
Dawnie3014: what
Razors bain: everytime you IM me
Dawnie3014: i didn't do anything
Razors bain: it blacks it out and i cant see wtf im trying to talk about
Razors bain: stop it damnit
Razors bain: dont respond for a second
Dawnie3014: lmao
Razors bain: stop
Razors bain: ok.....this is what im talking about
Razors bain: Razors bain: sigh whatfruit loops
Razors bain: how did you do that??
Razors bain: your words..are under my s/n
Dawnie3014: i dunno, its not like that on mine
Dawnie3014: wait
Razors bain: well wtf son??
Razors bain: scroll up and look
Dawnie3014: Dawnie3014<!-- (5:03:22 PM)-->: sigh what
Razors bain<!-- (5:03:23 PM)-->: fruit loops
Razors bain: wtf son
Razors bain: thats fucked up
Dawnie3014: thats how it is onmine
Razors bain: you fucked with my IMing things mind!!!
Dawnie3014: urs is fucked up
Razors bain: well yours sux
Dawnie3014: hahaha
Razors bain: nuh uh
Dawnie3014: part of my evilplan
Razors bain: yours sux
Razors bain: massive cock
Dawnie3014: trying to tkae over the world pinky
Razors bain: your pinky
Dawnie3014: no
Razors bain: im obviously the brain
Dawnie3014: i'm the brain
Dawnie3014: i got the working IM
Razors bain: stfu
Razors bain: no....
Dawnie3014: ur eyes brown?
Dawnie3014: cause ur full of shit
Razors bain: youre just poinsoning mine to the point where it soaking into my fingers and im halluciniminating
Razors bain: no
Razors bain: theyre hazel
Razors bain: pptttttttthhhhhhhhh
Dawnie3014: should b brown
Razors bain: too bad huh
Dawnie3014: gettin deep in here
Razors bain: stfu
Dawnie3014: guess do
Dawnie3014: so
Razors bain: geezus
Razors bain: i cant get a word in edgewise
Dawnie3014: what
Razors bain: word
Razors bain: word
Razors bain: word
Razors bain: word
Razors bain: word
Razors bain: word
Razors bain: word
Razors bain: word
Dawnie3014: i took lessons from u
Dawnie3014: u
Dawnie3014: u
Dawnie3014: u
Dawnie3014: u
Dawnie3014: u
Razors bain: its about time i got to say something in this convo
Dawnie3014: all ur fault
Razors bain: nope
Dawnie3014: whatever
Razors bain: hahahaha
Razors bain: you suck
Dawnie3014: nope my ass
Razors bain: well when are you going to pay me?
Dawnie3014: i plead the fifth
Razors bain: thats my line
Dawnie3014: :-X
Dawnie3014: ugh
Dawnie3014: mine
Dawnie3014: i'm da boss
Dawnie3014: u didn't know?
Razors bain: i plead the fifth anything i say can and will be twisted around and used against me in the court of dawn
Razors bain: cuz you suck
Dawnie3014: lmao
Dawnie3014: ugh
Razors bain: that was a good one
Razors bain: admit it
Razors bain: you love it
Razors bain: you want it
Razors bain: hahahahahhaa
Dawnie3014: weird
Dawnie3014: my comp just started talking about printing something?
Razors bain: i hate it when ppl try to talk to me and theyre not funny like you
Razors bain: im fucking with its mindses
Dawnie3014: u mean i'm funny?
Razors bain: yea
Dawnie3014: i thought i was normal
Dawnie3014: *shrugs*
Razors bain: they just sit there and are like....talk damnit
Razors bain: they give me nothing to work with
Razors bain: you do
Dawnie3014: ha
Dawnie3014: u do the same for me
Dawnie3014: crakc me up
Razors bain: see...doesnt that just rockthafuckout??
Dawnie3014: yeppers
Razors bain: whateverthafuckthatmeans
Razors bain: oops
Dawnie3014: ok, haveta go now. clean and eat n junk, call andwake up the bf
Razors bain: ibetitwouldbereallyannoyingformetotypelikethisallt hetimehuh?
Dawnie3014: oh yes it would b
Razors bain: aiiiiiiiighty then
Razors bain: take it easy
Dawnie3014: veryannoyingbutsoeasdytodo
Dawnie3014: nospacesyay
Razors bain: youthinkyouresofuckinslick
Dawnie3014: k, ttyl tell curtis HI
Razors bain: aiight will do
Dawnie3014: bye
Razors bain: tell your bf i said whuddup
Razors bain: peace
Dawnie3014: will do
Razors bain: go already
Dawnie3014 signed off at 4:13 P.M.

UpInSmoke Reviewed by UpInSmoke on 03-28-2006. A humorous convo...stoners skip around on subjects a lot Im Razors bain and Dawnie isnt even a burnout...amazing.. Dawnie3014: hiya Razors bain: whuddup up my brotha from anotha motha Razors bain: i know i know Razors bain: youre not my brotha Razors bain: oh well Razors bain: nada Rating: 5

[Stfu its Matthew]

i skipped from Im Razors bain
and Dawnie isnt even a burnout...amazing..
Dawnie3014 signed off at 4:13 P.M.
that was way to long and had no sense either!

[lagstronaut]

i skipped from Im Razors bain
and Dawnie isnt even a burnout...amazing..
Dawnie3014 signed off at 4:13 P.M.
that was way to long and had no sense either!

word

[Swizzy89304]

The word is Ganj. Spread the word!

[UpInSmoke]

*bummfuzzled*
i know im not the only one...
Sorry it was soo long... But ya gotta get tha full gist of it.
I enjoyed it...*shrugs*...oh well

[go toke up]

loooooooooooooong!

[Its a Plant]

yah I mean I woulda given it like 10 min. to read, but not an hour. I'm sure it's...it's funny to....you.

[DazedNblazed]

longest post ever.

[Jeff Spicoli]

didn't read it

[shaggzx]

Just go fuck this girl and be done with it, I read up untill you started going on about "bruffins" and said fuck this. But yes, she does want your penis, I concluded that right away, so go give it to her.