Quote Originally Posted by robert42
http://www.truechristian.com/confessionbooth.html WOW
It's so obviously a joke. Just look at their explanation of Noah's Ark:
http://www.truechristian.com/kidznoah.html
http://www.truechristian.com/kidznoah2.html (caution: contains drawing of Noah naked and drunk with the word SLUT written on his forehead)
Kidz, God loves you! A long time ago though, God was really mad about something though. So God did something about it!

God loved everyone very much, so He said, "Nuff' said, I'll kill them all! The men, women, and the children!!". Though God didn't want to destroy everything He created! So He found an alcoholic named Noah. God told Noah to build Him an ark to hold all the animals in the world!!!

God said 2 of each of the animal species in the world got to go on the ark!! Now since there has only been about 50,000,000,000 animal species that have existed, that means Noah gathered 100,000,000,000 animals onto his ark!

Back then, people used a measurement called cubits! In America, a cubit is 1.5 feet! That means that Noah's Ark was 450 feet long, 75 feet wide, and 45 feet tall! Noah's ark was also only 3 stories tall, tall like a building!!!

Wow!! Isn't that the coolest! Noah's ark had about 101,205 square feet, or about 988,094 animals per square foot! WOW! Isn't God just amazing how He works! God and Noah both planned well and survived the 40 day and 40 night trek as the world flooded, and the 6 month period after the water receded after the 40 days and 40 nights.