All humans are descendents of Adam and Eve...

[Oneironaut]

also wouldnt it be true to say if the adam and eve theory was true there should only be a white race? not saying im saying there should only be a white race just saying how did other races evolve from that theory?

God did it. He can do anything. Even fix big gaping holes in logic. Didn't you know that?

[Toffee]

After looking at that site some more, I've decided that too is a joke. What gave it away was the "pi = 3.00" bit in their logo for "Christian Science", which is a reference to 2 Chronicles 4:2:

yes but what disturbs me is that there are still believe in creationism, and that the world is flat and it was created some thousands of years before (with an exact date)
i also saw two different films on MGM(metro golden Mayer) (or was it TCM Turner classic movies) anyway... about a teacher who was teaching Darwin's evolution theory, and he got jailed, and had the whole town against him, though i forgot the name of the film.
it amazes me that people like thses still exist

i am a roman catholic, and i believe in God and Christ and practice my religion and try to live a good life. i follow the Ignatian spritiuality, (the one of the jesuits) but i do not believe in all the stuff above, and i do not take the bible word for word

IMO the bible is like a huge box full of all kinds of pills to cure anything, if you take all the pills at once and mix everything you end up fucked up (in the case of the bible lots and lots of contradictions) but if you take the right one at the right time it will help you

hope i explaned good whick IMO i did

[robert42]

God did it. He can do anything. Even fix big gaping holes in logic. Didn't you know that?

i do now

PRAISE THE LORD

[Oneironaut]

http://www.truechristian.com/confessionbooth.html WOW

It's so obviously a joke. Just look at their explanation of Noah's Ark:
http://www.truechristian.com/kidznoah.html
http://www.truechristian.com/kidznoah2.html (caution: contains drawing of Noah naked and drunk with the word SLUT written on his forehead)

Kidz, God loves you! A long time ago though, God was really mad about something though. So God did something about it!

God loved everyone very much, so He said, "Nuff' said, I'll kill them all! The men, women, and the children!!". Though God didn't want to destroy everything He created! So He found an alcoholic named Noah. God told Noah to build Him an ark to hold all the animals in the world!!!

God said 2 of each of the animal species in the world got to go on the ark!! Now since there has only been about 50,000,000,000 animal species that have existed, that means Noah gathered 100,000,000,000 animals onto his ark!

Back then, people used a measurement called cubits! In America, a cubit is 1.5 feet! That means that Noah's Ark was 450 feet long, 75 feet wide, and 45 feet tall! Noah's ark was also only 3 stories tall, tall like a building!!!

Wow!! Isn't that the coolest! Noah's ark had about 101,205 square feet, or about 988,094 animals per square foot! WOW! Isn't God just amazing how He works! God and Noah both planned well and survived the 40 day and 40 night trek as the world flooded, and the 6 month period after the water receded after the 40 days and 40 nights.

[robert42]

lmfao at the noah pic )

[eddievanzant]

Is that a real site? It seems fake.

[Oneironaut]

Of course it's fake. And it's fuckin hilarious.

[Kush Over]

^ LoL. Almost spilled my bong looking at those pictures.

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

God did it. He can do anything. Even fix big gaping holes in logic. Didn't you know that?

Hahahaha, fair play man.
Why do you need more proof really?
Why does it rain when the clouds are grey in the sky? God did it.
The tides come in as the moon traverses the sky? God did it you tit!
Thats enuff for me, oh and religion is far from dying, because it's such a pile of shit book (I say this without personal emotion, its a fact, its a work of fiction) and words already have millions of interpretations, you can interpret God is Love into any-fuckin-thing you want, and be right, take any passage from the bible and make it a completely abstract analogy, and it'll be right. This is good and all, as anybody can turn to the stories for inspiration, but what does this say of the concepts of right and wrong? the absolute fundamental concept of biblical bollox, I mean stories. And in general people love to have opinions, makes em feel all important and individual, and as the story of the incestuous whores tells, the english is worthy of a five year old, so any motherfucker can understand it, and interpret it, and it'll be right.
Praise the Lord!
Amen!
And Jesus, he did cometh DOOOOOOOWN from the heavens!
Amen!!
And Jesus proclaimed that he was the SOOOOOON of GOooooooD!
Amen!!!
And Jesus doth, cometh to errr.....speaketh of alleth that matterseth!
Amen!!!
Blindly believe this crazy motherfuckin hippy, and be acceptedeth in to the kingdom of heaven once you die!
Amen!!!!
For God is love, WHO IS God, who is love, who IIIIIIS beloved!!!!!
Amen!!!!!!!
Love, love, LOVETH, BELOVED, LOVE LOVE, BELOOOOOVE THE LOVED, YOU ARE LOVED, GoooooD is Love, Love is everything, YOU ARE LOVE!!! JEEEEEEEESUS WALKS!!!! He is Love! who is beloved! Who is GOOOOOOOD! Thank ye! thank ye! Jesus Loves Ya! Amen! NOW deposit the motherfuckin money in to the basket bitch! Love is free, but my time isn't!! Love!!!

Religion is scary as fuck, I hate talking to religious people, they freak me out! Its not there opinion ure fighting against, but to them the word of God, who is the all singing all dancing ringleader of existance, what a bunch of fucked up ppl we are, I don't believe anything to the letter of the law, the only certainty I have in life is what I feel, and I employ words to describe them, when people start trying to let words tell you how you should feel, you are a crazy, neurotic, insecure individual, who is in for one hell of a mindfuck. I can't believe it exists hahaha! I'd love to meet the author of the Bible.

[da haze meister]

LMFAO
im a jew
and i find this funny
jesus was nothing but a stupid fucking jew hippy.
he was crucified
so the fuck what