All humans are descendents of Adam and Eve...

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If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.



AHAHAHAHAHAH. Watch out! Sometimes Athiests try to give you candy and touch your naughty places!

[Euphoric]

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.



AHAHAHAHAHAH. Watch out! Sometimes Athiests try to give you candy and touch your naughty places!

hahahaha

LOL, means Love Our Lord.

hahahaha (the h's look vaguely like 6's..and the a's are backward 6's)

[TonyD]

I've been reading some christian message boards its all really funny shit.

[graph]

Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?

That, coupled with the fact that the "kangajew" is named hopsiah, has caused me to loose all faith in mankind.

I know some pastor somewhere went "hmmm, how can we brainwash children? Show them cute animals with uncredited evidence, of course!"

[knave666]

How fucked up is that site? Jesus, I thought all that american baptist thing was exaggerated a bit, but they are in fact completely fucking nuts! Thats the sickest thing I've ever seen

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

Go to the online store, they got some fuckin funny pictures there.

[Funken Monken]

Yeah, well, isn't there some genetic proof now that really shows A&E to be a complete fabrication? ie no remains, no path to follow from their original existance..bbasically, they never existed.
Which is fine.
Unit you consider that good ol JC went to the cross for the original sin, commited by A&E, but if they didn't exist, he did it....uhh...

There's no god, simple!

[BobBong]

hahahahah someone else signed the guest book with my name... and put [email protected] as a email.. that's funny!!!

Ha...hahaha..

[orangeman]

this makes me feel alot better about boning my sister.

You sick fuck lol, but yeah I always knew someone back then had feelings for their family members

[Kush Over]

^ Incest. Yeah, ew.

Anyway. Love that Giraffenstein -- the fact carbon-14 and other methods of dating indicates that dinosaur fossils are much older than 10,000 years -- as he states -- baffles me.

And the fact they still roam the fucking planet!

Shyeah.