Solve Everyone's Problems

[mrdevious]

ithcy penis, plus strange smell, cheesy material.

possible STD?

SOLVE IT PLEASE SIR

You're not washing down there well enough!

[mrdevious]

Here's one of my problems:

I have this one vertebrae in my upper back that hurts like hell. I injured it from falling on it many times 3 years ago in Aikido. The pain is inflamatory and X-rays show nothing wrong with the bone. Ideas on what's wrong with it? how to fix it?

[Blowboy]

band-aid?

[robert42]

lmao at baind-aid

why not get a chinese massage man u ever had one of those - damn that will cure anything trust me, i embarassing fell over and was unable to twist my back fully round for months and i had a chinese massage (not one of those LOVE U LONG TIME ones) and i was cured man serious give it ago!

[mrdevious]

never had a "chinese massage", but I'll give it a try. assuming there's one in my town.

[robert42]

oh yea if theres a restraunt theres one.

if not a sports massage is the same,

if all else fails ACUPUNTURE

Ladies tell me i have healing hands pay for my flight and i might just give u a back rub

[are you kind]

i want a back rub!

[robert42]

five dollar

[mrdevious]

Ugh, I already tried acupuncture. the first 3 times worked great, then it just started to feel more painfull each time. My last time I went in stoned and the whole thing was horrible, so I'm never going back.