A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how
the store operates. You may visit the store
ONLY ONCE !


There are six floors and the attributes of
the men increase as
the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
however, a catch.
you may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may
choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go
back down except
to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
find a husband .


On the first floor the sign on the door
reads:


Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the
Lord.


The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the
Lord, and love kids.


The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to
keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and sign
reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love kids, are
drop- dead good looking and help with the
housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly
stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign
reads:


Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love kids, are
drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:



Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!