yo i need some help

[da haze meister]

i just got an oz and i wanna smoke but i dont have my pipe with me any suggestions on how to make a pipe or bong that works good (Oh yea and not a gravity bong i have one of those)

take a socket, preferably half inch, whatever bowl size you want
melt/tape it to empty pen tube.
burn hole in soda/juice bottle of your choice (thick ones dont affect the taste as much)
stick pen tube through
burn hole shut
burn carb hole
fill with water
smoke the marijuana.