You know the meaning of the saying, "Smoked yourself straight".

When you call for pizza or other food deliveries, you don't have to give your address - they know your voice and where you live.

You go to job interviews high.

For the older stoners: Your ancient "gatefold" record album covers have traces of, and stains from, weed in their centers - from repeated rolling and cleaning on them.


And the number one dead-giveaway that you're doing too much acid: You drop a hit of good stuff - and absolutely nothing happens.