You know you're a fucking stoner when...

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

You know you're a stoner when you think better with your eyes open because you see some crazy shit when they're closed...

P.E.N.G.U.I.N. Reviewed by P.E.N.G.U.I.N. on 03-31-2006. You know you're a fucking stoner when... You think a girl tokin' it up is the sexiest thing in the world. Cuz that's what I think. Anyone else? Rating: 5

[gramzzilla420]

u know ur a stoner when u do ur xmas/gift shopping at a head shop:stoned:

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

you know your a stoner when you, ummmm.... i forgot what i was gonna say

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

You know you're a stoner when you'd run out in heavy traffic to get your bag you droppped.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

You know you're a stoner when you wake up in the morning tripping balls for no apparent reason.

[LIP]

you eat cereal with a side steak

I do stuff like that lol!

[mastahaze]

u know ur a stoner wen:

u are a thread about knowing wen ur a stoner

ur pipe never gets dusty

wen ur sober all u talk about is wen ur high

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when you can't decide between buying the diapers or a sack.

[JunkYard]

^^That made me lmfao!^^

[MASTERBLUNTROLLER]

You know you are a stoner when you are out of weed and money but rather than wait a day to get more weed you scrap your bowl.