Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut
But-- but-- there's methane in cigarette smoke, and methane is also in cow farts! That makes cigarettes bad for some reason! Don't you watch TV?

Also, cigarettes are exactly like angry dogs. If you touch a cigarette you will get your hand bitten off.
don't forget that they have mind powers which basically makes them put themselves in someone's mouth and smoke them? The person who smokes should NEVER be blamed for doing it to themselves, it's the tobacco company's fault!