Charlie Sheen's Statement to the London Guardian

[mfactor420]

And once again, I'm so glad we had this time together
Just to have a laugh and sing a song
Seems we just get started and before you know it
Comes a time we have to say, So long!:thumbsup:

DAMN, I'm fuckin' STONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:stoned:

Ahhhh . . . . . . . nothing like a little Carol Burnett to explain things.:thumbsup:

But psycho, explain this:

Could be? I don't know. But if I were in a position of power I wouldn't want to spread public fear across the country but yet I would notify some people in positions that they should maybe consider later flight.

Why would you notify some people in prominent positions not to fly that day? What info are you (the USA admin.) privvy to that the common folk are not? If there is no knowledge of some kind of attack imminent, what reason do you have to warn important people not to fly that day? And, if you have knowledge of a possible attack, why do you let it happen and do nothing to stop it, including, but not limited to, sitting in a classroom reading to a bunch of little kids? Little kids that many of whom will get "left behind" because you, as president have slashed all their funding.

You're either too f****** stoned to make sense right now, or we have just blown a total hole in your reality plane.:thumbsup: