Quote Originally Posted by high as a pie
just got cort stoned and av to see a shity doctor in 2 days wot i gunu do

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I smoked some very dubious marijuana and after receiving a heavy dose of THC, I am now faced with the unfortunate exam by my proctologist in just 2 days. Do any of you know if he can detect that I have been smoking weed with his finger up my ass?