I walked past a cop smoking a cig pipe loaded with weed. It was at night too and they didn't even look at me.
Eh, I never get in any trouble with cops. I always smoke in the privacy of my home.
If you want my advice because it worked for as long as since I started smoking.. just always smoke at home. Don't smoke at a friend's house who has parents that would do something like call cops.
Just smoke privately at home and don't ever talk about weed so loudly in school cause some kids would tell on you.

Hmm I think I remember something being let out....
I remember my fucking stupid friend would always talk loudly about weed in the cafeteria with me and even make a finger impression of smoking (would take his two fingers to his lips) and I remember I noticed some conservative nice friends of mine sitting at another table looking at me with a look on their face like (omg does he smoke pot?) so all I did to my friend was shake my head and walk away. It saved me face for my conservative friends.. That was the closest call I've ever had.... I was terrified..

It's a small nice public school and theres always gossip and rumors... I didn't want them to spread about me. I have a nice rep as a nice kid. Even though it's more of an art school and so many kids smoke LOL! There were still tons of kids who were conservative and against pot, ya know what i mean?

Stupid fucking friend of mine.. he always points at me and then makes the smoking finger impression with his fingers.

I don't think it beats the time when that same conservative friend of mine came to sit down at my table. She's a beautiful nice girl who doesn't drink or smoke and would be bothered if someone she knew smoked or drink, ya know what I mean?
Stupid fucking dumbass friend of mine blurts right out of his dumbass mouth: "C-MON DO MY ESSAY MAN! I PROMISE IF YOU DO IT I'LL GIVE YOU A BLUNT!"
My conservative friend didn't say anything and just continued eating.. tried not to look at us and pretending she didn't know but she definetly knew... I'll never forget the look on her face as she continued to look down at her food..

I got super pissed and told him if he kept repeating it, I would shove turkey meat up his ass.
Sure enough he kept repeating it, I literally got the fuck up, took the meat, and chased him around the cafeteria. I shoved it right up his fucking ass.

Nah his pants were still on, I didn't wanna actually unzip his pants and shove em right up there lol!
The whole place cracked up, but he definetly shut the fuck up so it was all good.

Luckily I don't think my conservative friend thinks ill of me cause she wanted to go to a museum with me (heh yea shes a smart girl and goes to Columbia and shit).

So dudes.. listen up and don't talk about weed in school. And if you got a nice friend of yours who doesn't smoke, bring her to the table of nice friends you got.

Not fuckin drop out potheads like my friend who tried to give me a blunt just to do his stupid fucking essay that he's too fucking lazy to do.