Once I was sooo stoned I went to the police station to file a bogus theft report. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

One cop was asking me a bunch of questions like 'have you been drinking', 'are you on medication', etc its obvious he knew I was goofed. another cop phones my cell (which my friend waiting outside the station had) and as soon as it rung I yelled 'THATS MY PHONE!' and I ran out, pretending to chase the guy.

Funny as fuck.