1) I was waiting for my dealer to meet me do drop off a half-pound when the cops rolled up on me (I was waiting in my car in one spot for a long time). I had a 15-year-old kid and a triple beam scale in the car and 2 other dudes with me. We were all over 18 at 11 at night.

Fortunately, nobody had drugs or large amounts of money on us, so I just got my scale confiscated.

Turns out, the dealer stood me up (ripped me off for $800).

But, I didn't get busted for anything.

3) After that kid ripped me off, some friends of mine told me that they have decided to break into his house and kidnap him. They broke into his house, beat him up, and tried to kidnap him, but they chickened out and ran off in the middle of handcuffing him. It just so happened that night that I decided to fuck the kid's car up. The next day, the kid who ripped me off's friend called me and told me what happened and asked what I think he should do. I told him the only thing I could: call the cops. I was implicated in the assault, attempted kidnapping and vandalism to his car. Naturally, I was brought up on 2 felony charges of Attempted Kidnapping and Felonious Destruction of Personal Property. I got "interviewed" by a former Orange County homicide detective who told me he knew exactly what happened and then told me what he thought. He was right, too. In the end, though, there was no physical evidence linking me to the crimes and no witnesses. So, I beat 2 felonies. Heh.

2) Another time, I was in a car with a couple of friends out of state with a guy who was on parole and wasn't supposed to be out of the state. We got pulled over and the car was searched. I claimed responsibility for the weed in the car and got taken to jail. Me and the driver's I.D.'s were checked, the guy on parole was not. If it had been, we would all have been FUCKED. The weed weighed in at just under a felony weight, so I got convicted of only a misdemeanor and didn't have to do any time other than the night I stayed in jail. Oh, yeah, the weed was in seperate bags, and the cop wasn't sure if he was gonna charge me with intent to distribute. Apparently, he decided to be "cool" and not charge me with that. All this was in another state on the other side of the country, mind you. Imagine if I had to explain all this to my parents if I had to do time. Eeek!

4) When 9-11 happened, I started carrying a gun (lived right next to a military base- a potential target). A week after 9-11, I got pulled over for running a stop sign. No big deal, I'll just get a ticket, right? WRONG! The cop says my license was suspended and to get out of the the car. OH SHIT!! Here's the good part...I was totally calm and cool. **He didn't pat me down.** He totally could have, too, for weapons. And he didn't. Instead, guess what happened...He put me in the back of his car, no handcuffs, not searched. So, here I am, in the back of a cop car, no handcuffs on, with a loaded pistol, getting a ticket for running the stop sign and not having a license. The cop had my car towed and I had to go to court. After the cop let me go, I couldn't believe how lucky I was. I stopped carrying a gun after that night, btw.

5) Oh, yeah, I also got accused of rape the first time I ever had sex. I had to get hair and dna samples to the police. The girl later admitted that she wasn't raped and the detectives found out she was known for claiming she was raped when she, in fact, wasn't. Yeah, THAT didn't scar me or anything. Fucking bitches...

Umm..

There are a couple more, but I'm sick of typing and I should probably go do something else more productive.
krustythfreakinclown Reviewed by krustythfreakinclown on . How many Close calls have you had with the Police? I got a few. I was partying at a friends house and i crashed on the floor in his room. I just happen to wake up and glance at the door, there were police in the house. I was really too tired to care so i just pocketed my pipe and went back to sleep. The cop entered the room, looked around and left. There we're plants growing in the closet at the time too. Another party. Had no alc so i stayed in the back room with the stoners. We'uns was smoking a lot of pot and then someone runs into the Rating: 5