I can top that shit! I took a roll and this is what was in the middle:

penut butter, sugar, bolongnia, cheese, mashed potatoes, ham, ketchup, salt, ranch dressing, cut up hard boiled egg, letuce, chips, and probably some other stuff I can't remember. It was like, everything in the fridge that I thought I could eat by itself in sandwhich form.

yours sounds pretty wicked too though.