Quote Originally Posted by graph
yeah, whenever I do something I'm embarassed about I always say I was drunk too. Of course, there are some instances where that doesn't work.

I'm sorry I ran over that kid your honor, I was drunk.
Actually, this is not something I'm embarssed about, I've embraced my inner loser. It did happen when I was drinking with a couple of my friends (chicks) and they talked me in to it.

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If it takes anyone six times to sign up for myspace sober, they might be retarded.
First Name, Last Name, DOB, Password, e-mail, and the verification box. Most of those can be autofilled with a program by Norton.