35 years 4-5 bowls daily

[magic27]

I have smoked weed for over 35 years. I have been clean for 7 days now; I will be taking a piss test in a week or so. I am drinking a lot of green tea, eating a lot of bran flakes. I'm thinking of just doing the flush system, drink a bunch of Gatorade and aspirin and Rolaids, along with creatine and B-complex vitamins. What are my odds of passing? I'm 6'3" and 200 lbs. I don't work out or eat much. I have PTSD and have a lot of Anxiety, which causes a lot of nausea so food intake is minimal. I mostly eat PB&J sandwiches. I eat a basic meal once or twice a week. Knowing I have to take a test has really increased my anxiety and nausea. Sure be glad when this is all over and I can smoke again. Pot has been my self medication for my anxiety for over thirty-five years, ever since Viet Nam. I would say of the 35 years of smoking, in all that time I havenâ??t smoked a total of maybe 90 days, and that was only because I moved to a new town and it took me that long to find a connection. Thanks in advance for all the members advice Iâ??ve read on this forum.

magic27 Reviewed by magic27 on 03-26-2006. 35 years 4-5 bowls daily I have smoked weed for over 35 years. I have been clean for 7 days now; I will be taking a piss test in a week or so. I am drinking a lot of green tea, eating a lot of bran flakes. I'm thinking of just doing the flush system, drink a bunch of Gatorade and aspirin and Rolaids, along with creatine and B-complex vitamins. What are my odds of passing? I'm 6'3" and 200 lbs. I don't work out or eat much. I have PTSD and have a lot of Anxiety, which causes a lot of nausea so food intake is minimal. I Rating: 5

[HIPHOPHEAD]

The day of your test you want to get a 5 hor head start and drink water as much as you can handle, you will start pissing clear, everytime after u piss drink water, keep doign this till you test, 2 hours before the tes take 3-5 b12 for color. Very important 3 days before your test raise your creatinine level u can do this by taking creatine suplements or eat lots of red meat but its easier for some people to take sups wich u find at GNC. The creatine in your system will lower suspicion that you diluted. No use on drinking lots of fluid days before the test, just the day of your test if possible try to excersice but stop 2 days before test.
PS. TAKE 4 ASPIRIN 2 HOURS BEFORE TEST IT MIGHT MESS WITH THE TEST
GOOD LUCK

[BloodyRedBarron]

Use Quick Fix 4.0

I have done 3 test on the QF 4.0 and passed all 3.
1. was a home test kit (passed)
2. I sent the sample to the test kits lab.(Passed)
3. Took a pre employment SAP 5-50 W/NIT Test. (Passed)

I also saved the empty bottles for Temp.Testing.
Heres what I did and my results.
First I filled the QF bottle with cold tap water then took the heating pad and taped it to the side of the bottle without the temp. strip.
Put it under my nuts and in about 1 hour it was @ 92 degrees.As time went on the heating pad made it warmer till it peaked at 98-100 degrees.
It held this temp for 10 hours.*Note: The heating pads get to peak temp in 2-3 hours.

[magic27]

Use Quick Fix 4.0
http://www.detoxforless.com/pass-a-d.../fake-pee.html
I have done 3 test on the QF 4.0 and passed all 3.
1. was a home test kit (passed)
2. I sent the sample to the test kits lab.(Passed)
3. Took a pre employment SAP 5-50 W/NIT Test. (Passed)

I also saved the empty bottles for Temp.Testing.
Heres what I did and my results.
First I filled the QF bottle with cold tap water then took the heating pad and taped it to the side of the bottle without the temp. strip.
Put it under my nuts and in about 1 hour it was @ 92 degrees.As time went on the heating pad made it warmer till it peaked at 98-100 degrees.
It held this temp for 10 hours.*Note: The heating pads get to peak temp in 2-3 hours.

What if they watch and make me pull my pants down?

[BloodyRedBarron]

First off you have the right to privacy.They can not watch you piss nor can they frisk you down.Unless its for a probation piss test.
They can make you empty your pockets take off hats and coats and all that shit.But if you keep the QF 4.0 under your nut sack they can not find it.
Just wear some tight undies and use the heating pad.
You will be fine.

[duhrickjames]

That isn't completely true. A friend of mine had been caught cheating on a drug test so they said either a doctor has to watch or you fail.

[magic27]

Use Quick Fix 4.0

I have done 3 test on the QF 4.0 and passed all 3.
1. was a home test kit (passed)
2. I sent the sample to the test kits lab.(Passed)
3. Took a pre employment SAP 5-50 W/NIT Test. (Passed)

I also saved the empty bottles for Temp.Testing.
Heres what I did and my results.
First I filled the QF bottle with cold tap water then took the heating pad and taped it to the side of the bottle without the temp. strip.
Put it under my nuts and in about 1 hour it was @ 92 degrees.As time went on the heating pad made it warmer till it peaked at 98-100 degrees.
It held this temp for 10 hours.*Note: The heating pads get to peak temp in 2-3 hours.

OK I got some home tests, Xalex pot test. I'm an idiot, I have no clue how to use it. It came with no instructions. there are 9 little holes at the top, then a 1" window slot and a real small one at the bottom. the 1" slot has a C and a T next to it and the small one has an S below it. I dropped some sample in the 9 holes and it dripped down into the 1" slot. It's been 5 minutes and it shows nothing. What I'm I doing wrong? Please help

[ToKnoIsToGro]

the "C" is the control line and must appear to indicate the test is working properly, the "T" line is the test line and if a line appears (maybe faint) it usually indicates a negative. THe "s" line is where you place your sample. To pass, i bought some permanent cleansing pills for $120 incl. shipping, it is a strict diet, no alcohol, and you get MAD diarrhea (lipidy substance which thc sticks to). its a 5 day progr. but takes about 7 days to complete. If 200+ lbs. maybe longer. But you will be clean until you use again, and you cant use 48 hrs prior to beginning progr. and while on progr.

[magic27]

the "C" is the control line and must appear to indicate the test is working properly, the "T" line is the test line and if a line appears (maybe faint) it usually indicates a negative. THe "s" line is where you place your sample. To pass, i bought some permanent cleansing pills for $120 incl. shipping, it is a strict diet, no alcohol, and you get MAD diarrhea (lipidy substance which thc sticks to). its a 5 day progr. but takes about 7 days to complete. If 200+ lbs. maybe longer. But you will be clean until you use again, and you cant use 48 hrs prior to beginning progr. and while on progr.

Shit, I just did another one like you said and failed. Only a line on the C. I've been drinking gatoraid and green tea for the last week and for the last two days I drink vinegar 2oz twice a day. I'm now taking CharcoCaps(charcoal Caps). I guess I will need QuickFix(I did get one). But Still not sure if I will be watched or for that matter not sure if it will be a piss, hair, or blood test. I maybe screwed.

[BloodyRedBarron]

That isn't completely true. A friend of mine had been caught cheating on a drug test so they said either a doctor has to watch or you fail.

Well no shit if you get caught cheating then you will be watched.
Give me a break!
Same as if your sample comes back diluted or altered.