I can imagine it now.

"Okay guys, we're all fascists here. But, we can't let anyone know. BUT, we also want to put it right under their noses, too. Any ideas?"
"OH! I KNOW! You know how eagles represent fascism and NOTHING else? We should use it in our symbol!"
"YEAH! OOH! OOH! We should TELL everyone NSA means National Security Agency, but REALLY it'll mean Never Stop Assassinating! Cuz, like, that's what we should do! Never Stop Assassinating! GET IT!?!"
"DUDE! THAT'S FUCKING RAD!"



Yeah, stick to smoking weed and watching Spongebob.

Fucking retard.