Bill Hicks is my god :)

[GHoSToKeR]

"I envision a world where we all make money doing nothing. There's not enough...there's not enough, you know - people are 'Uh, wha, what? We like our jobs, Bill. We like the gruelling in and out, eight hours a day, setting the alarm clock, traffic, Bill - traffic! We love it!' You know what I hate about working? Bosses. That's what I fucking hate. First of all, let me tell you something real quick. The very idea that anyone could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict. Not in this lifetime, Charlie. A few more incarnations, we'll sit down and chat. But I used to always get harassed.

'Hicks, how come you're not working.'
I'd go, 'There's nothing to do.'
'Well, you pretend like you're working.'
'Well, why don't you pretend I'm working? Yeah, you get paid more than me, you fantasise. Pretend I'm mopping. Knock yourself out. I'll pretend they're buying stuff; we can close up. I'm the boss now, you're fired. How's that? I'm on a fucking roll. We're all millionaires and you're a dick. I'm pretending shit, I'm wacky, I can't be stopped.'

I don't know if I have the right attitude for the workplace."

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"I'm Bill Hicks and I'm dead now, 'cause I smoke cigarettes. Cigarettes didn't kill me - a bunch of non-smokers kicked the shit out of me one night. I tried to run - they had more energy than I, I tried to hide - they heard me wheezing."

GHoSToKeR Reviewed by GHoSToKeR on 03-26-2006. Bill Hicks is my god :) "I envision a world where we all make money doing nothing. There's not enough...there's not enough, you know - people are 'Uh, wha, what? We like our jobs, Bill. We like the gruelling in and out, eight hours a day, setting the alarm clock, traffic, Bill - traffic! We love it!' You know what I hate about working? Bosses. That's what I fucking hate. First of all, let me tell you something real quick. The very idea that anyone could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict. Not in this Rating: 5

[benagain]

ummm....ok

[Genuine17]

Do you like Bill Hicks?

[graph]

Do you like mitch hedburg? Sounds like the same type of humor, to me.

And yeah, I thought those were funny too.

[Oneironaut]

Ah yes, Bill Hicks is one of my heroes as well. He knew what was going on in this world.

(looks over to the television to see Mariah Carey sucking black worm jizzom out of Satan's big scaly cock)

[GHoSToKeR]

(looks over to the television to see Mariah Carey sucking black worm jizzom out of Satan's big scaly cock)

You got that video too? Awesome!

[Garden Knowm]

ummmm Hi GHOST..

well, I am not sure ..

but I am pretty sure you are not allowed to pick your own GOD...

That's what makes "it" GOD...

it picked you....


but I could be wrong...

Iloveyou

[GHoSToKeR]

Ya, Knowm, dude, wrong thread.. lol

[Garden Knowm]

oh
DAVE HICKS is a great armwrestler from canada...
154lb class

[GHoSToKeR]

I've never met Janet Hicks,but i'm sure she's great at whatever she does.

http://www.fengshuiprofessional.com/