I'm going to add some real content to this thread. Seeing as there isn't a real topic here, I'm going to choose on at random. Let's say.......prostitution.

Why is prostitution illegal? As George Carlin put it "Selling's legal. Fucking's legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?" Nobody gets hurt when somebody pays for an orgasm. It's legal for me to pay a woman to give me a lap dance, and to get naked in front of me, but if I want to put my finger in her vagina it's illegal.

Unless, of course, I film the whole thing and then sell copies for profit. WTF?