guys... you gotta understand. prom isnt my thing. neither is this ballroom in the trashiest part of town that every other high school has thier prom at. id wouldnt even go if it were at a different place. its just a materialistic, shallow, big excuse to get trashed and compete with your friends over who can lose thier virginity (tho clearly im not a virgin) and look the best. im not into it. i have a better plan for the evening that involves a night out on the town with my girls. not a herding into a filthy building where the punch is spiked and girls are giving blow-jobs in the bathroom. its supposed to be a night of reminiscience and formality. not of competition and smut. thats my take on it.