Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut
What if Fidel Castro invaded and took over America?

What if the moon spontaneously exploded?

What if George W. Bush converted to Islam?

What if the Pope got struck by lightning?

What if everybody on earth coincidentally sneezed at the exact same time?
We would be communists.

We would no longer have tides.

He would now be Islamac.

We would get a new pope.

There would be a lot of "God Bless you's."