As for regular farts....

On only my 3rd day of Uni' I pulled a girl from another Hall....I took her home in a cab and to my JOY ...she was a "First Nighter"...as I found out when she started taking her knickers off as we were smooching on her bed...[GAME ON!]

Cut a long story short......yeh..I've had a bird fart on me.....

Coz when we were doing it, her legs were wrapped around my waist as per normal.....and I guess she was holding it in or something....coz from nowere she let a fog horn off......which lasted for about a second...but was a low pitch "ring flapper"....

Didn't smell though and didn't stop us fucking but did shock me somewhat and made me twitch form my rythm momentarily.

I didn't want to embarrase her ,so I didn't say anything.

It actually made me last a bit longer coz it put me off my game and by the time I found my focus again I was back in the saddle and ready to squirt.

One night stand in the end ...and to be honest I think th fart put me off her a bit! That and the fact that she let me fuck after knowing her for about an hour and a half.! [With out a rubber! eek!]