Oh man one time I was getting head and I had to fart so bad but I thought that I could hold it in until I was done and then let it out silently afterwards, but I accidentally farted on the girl's face. Very embarrassing, but we had been together for a few years so it wasn't too bad. Queefing happens sometimes, it's just part of the game. Laugh it off and move on.

And speaking of accidents, most if not all of my seven siblings (including myself) were accidents. I don't really feel like less of a person though.