Quote Originally Posted by Not Enough Herb
lol my gf told me if im gonna fart do it before or after, never during.

good advice

later
Well thats not a very good girlfriend is it??? You tell her whos boss lol

I had this dude one time tell me about this time he was fucking his gf doggie style and for some odd reason he poked her sides with his fingers, this made all her stromache muscles contract and all the sudden she blasted soupy poopy and over him. lol