worst thing you did as a kid

[da haze meister]

ok cann4bliss its like this
if you smoke two fat bowls of my homegrown bud
then watch an old lady fall down the stairs inside
youll feel bad but on the outside youll be laughing.
blame it on the weed.cuz im sober now and the image of
a cat getting buried up to his neck then watching the lawn mower
about to cut off its head aint that funny anymore.
it brings a lil smile but not the burst out laughing i felt earlier.
blame it on the weed homeboy.or im just a sick-ass vato

i wanna smoke two fat bowls of your homegrown. if only...

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Why don't you just kiss my white southern a** while your at it buddy...you don't have a clue about my volunteer work so shut the hole in your face...I'd rather be uptight around a**holes like you than to just agree with with a sadistic piece of evil scum you are....with a mouth like you got it won't be long before you meet somebody just a little more evil than you..and when your girls need you most..where will daddy be big man..your pathetic..as far as you just having to throw my ex beating me up once again...your just sad, remember you got 3 girls..happened to me...can happen to anyone....now just shut the hole in your face your runnung today..lay off that other crap....and once again...I will post when i want..nothing you can do about it...you should know by now to just let it be.

He said he thought something WAS FUNNY. He's not running to be the next Hitler, lady. Did you read what this thread was about? If you wanna complain about being compassionate to animals, start your own thread about being compassionate to animals. It's what these people did when they were KIDS. Most of them have moved on with their lives. Try doing the same. Oh, and your personal insults are still insults, whether or not you cuss. It looks like you just came here to start shit. You're the one running your mouth.

I can see how it would be kind of funny a kitten getting its head run off. When you picture it happening, it's more cartoony than the events that would actually take place. In my head, it takes place more along the lines of:

"Almost finished mowing the lawn dad?"
"Just gotta finish this section of catnip"
"KITTY... NOOOOOOOOO"
Followed by the cleanest cut to the neck. Of course, much more blood would be involved, but good setup nonetheless.

[C4nn4Bliss]

ok cann4bliss its like this
if you smoke two fat bowls of my homegrown bud
then watch an old lady fall down the stairs inside
youll feel bad but on the outside youll be laughing.
blame it on the weed.cuz im sober now and the image of
a cat getting buried up to his neck then watching the lawn mower
about to cut off its head aint that funny anymore.
it brings a lil smile but not the burst out laughing i felt earlier.
blame it on the weed homeboy.or im just a sick-ass vato

problem solved, gracias!

[slipknotpsycho]

i've only seen nbk once.... i wish i was high as hell when i saw it though.. especially when they're in the desert.... and yea him shooting the indian was pretty fucked up....

[C4nn4Bliss]

Its the only movie i wanna watch while on shrooms, its perfect!

[BestTonicIsChronic]

I used to like fire as a kid. Just to start off like that. There was a city truck in a park by my house, so me and a buddy trashed it, we broke the windsheild, the light on the roof, everything. And just when you think that is bad enough we took a rag soaked in rubbing alcohol and stuffed it down the gas tank, then lit it. It blew the fuck up. LMAO. It was bad I no but I was 13 common I was to old for little pranks and no into drugs yet so I needed some recless behavior. : )

[da haze meister]

i've only seen nbk once.... i wish i was high as hell when i saw it though.. especially when they're in the desert.... and yea him shooting the indian was pretty fucked up....

is that the one with like the motorcycle and shit> i think i saw it too but i was high as fuck...
and isnt woody harrelson an outspoken advocate of marijuana?

[da haze meister]

I used to like fire as a kid. Just to start off like that. There was a city truck in a park by my house, so me and a buddy trashed it, we broke the windsheild, the light on the roof, everything. And just when you think that is bad enough we took a rag soaked in rubbing alcohol and stuffed it down the gas tank, then lit it. It blew the fuck up. LMAO. It was bad I no but I was 13 common I was to old for little pranks and no into drugs yet so I needed some recless behavior. : )

I LOVE FIRE
When my parents were away, i made a matchhead bomb in my fireplace, and almost blew the house up. i thought it would go up in flames, not make a loud ass explosion. it was a tennis ball filled with strike anywhere matchheads, rubbing alky, and gasoline. wow i was retarded. i was literally taken off of my feet. i lit the wick and watched it burn down, and as soon as it went in, everything just turned white. i woke up like near the couch in my living room. lol. thats 8 feet away from the fireplace.
also, me and my friend Abe were making a propane bomb in an empty lot near my heezy for sheezy and we saw my dad and like tried to hide, but he just came up with a bottle of gasoline to help us light it.
last pyro story... i have so many... we blew up a car in minnesota with the help of my uncle who was a demolitions expert in the navy... using something similar to ANFOS explosives, and i think we used RDX. i thought this was cool, so me and my cousins found another car in the junkyard, and wired it up with loads of black powder (i think like 3 lbs worth... my uncle ran a gun shop and he sold it), then put a wick into the gas tank, and tied up all the wicks for a synchronized blast. it literally rocked my world. i expected it to be like a movie explosion where its just fire... it literally was a bright flash then dust everywhere... one of my cousins went flying... all that was left of the car was a flaming ruin... i have a scar on my thumb knuckle from flying glass...
i was grounded for a few after that one hit the fan.

[slipknotpsycho]

I used to like fire as a kid. Just to start off like that. There was a city truck in a park by my house, so me and a buddy trashed it, we broke the windsheild, the light on the roof, everything. And just when you think that is bad enough we took a rag soaked in rubbing alcohol and stuffed it down the gas tank, then lit it. It blew the fuck up. LMAO. It was bad I no but I was 13 common I was to old for little pranks and no into drugs yet so I needed some recless behavior. : )

i bet that shit looked bad ass.... i loved fire too, my grandma gave mea zippo for my 5th birthday..... and i dunno about no motorcycle...i remember she fucks some dude on the hood, and that near the end they're in a convience store tryign to rob it for some type of medication for the shit that happened in the desert and they're all tripping out like fucking hell cuz they did some crazy drug wtih the indian (i'm assumin peyote) and someone just came and smoked a joint with me so i'm pretty fucking high atm...

[da haze meister]

i bet that shit looked bad ass.... i loved fire too, my grandma gave mea zippo for my 5th birthday..... and i dunno about no motorcycle...i remember she fucks some dude on the hood, and that near the end they're in a convience store tryign to rob it for some type of medication for the shit that happened in the desert and they're all tripping out like fucking hell cuz they did some crazy drug wtih the indian (i'm assumin peyote) and someone just came and smoked a joint with me so i'm pretty fucking high atm...

yeah i am starting a collection of zippos... all i have are the brushed satin and chrome ones so far lol... but i have alot of fluid... great for making explosives with.