worst thing you did as a kid

[rhino44]

these squirrels kept eating our posts along our front walk and my grandfather gave me a license to kill them. well they chewed through our screen porch and into a big bag of bird seed. on morning i look out the window and see a fucking squirrel orgy like 12 squirells feasting on my porch so i run around back and take a piece of plywood and block their escape route. i get a baseball bat and my german shepard and proceed to slaughter about 8 squirells by hitting them as they climbed the screen and my dog would chew them to death. eventually this squirell ran into the screen so many time that it broke and they ran out but i killed 8 or so the first time and they kept coming back stupid bastards. so i kept on killing them.

[rastabill89]

as a kid i did not do anything bad becouse i would be punished

if i would swear my dad would take me in the bathroom and wash my mouth out with his cock and his own special kind of soap

[JunkYard]

I saw a kid bury a kitten up to its neck, and run it over with a lawn mower.
Pretty sick sh!t, huh?

My brother tied two cats tails together with a rope, then threw them in the lake...Can you guess what happend?

I wonder why cats are the subjects of such cruelty? I don't think people will ever cease to amaze me./shrug

[Roadking]

Before age 10 All I did that got me in trouble was unscrew the top off of a fire hydrant.
After age ten we set the hill and woods on fire while playing with matches.

Things began to get worse when at age 17, after consuming lots of beer and marijuana with a couple of friends and finishing off a pizza, we rolled the big wooden trash trailer (there were no dumpsters back then) out of the lot and it took off down main street narrowly missing oncoming traffic and crashing through the plate glass window of a drug store at the botom of the hill, setting off the alarm. The police rounded us up within an hour or so.

[smokefiend]

I would have to say when I was 16 and we jumped this hump on the street near a river with my 350lb buddy and me 200lbs in the car. I was in my '78 ford Grenada and I was driving about 80mph when we went over the hump . Man O man did we ever fly, we got about 8 feet of air. When we landed I saw a jeep Cherokee coming up the other lane. I thought we were screwed. Doobi blazing , man those were the times

[rastabill89]

8 feet of air seems like a little much man

[eddievanzant]

Some stupid bitch in her sweet sixteen extra large SUV killed some kids: she went over a hump in the road and she landed right on top of another car.

[BackInNam88]

i have done so much fun shit but the most recent thing i have done... would have to be when my friends and I did a ton of donuts on our schools lawn and this field and like ruined all the grass and shit and then got parking taken away for the whole junior class.. and when they brought it back..they did a raffle.. and guess who got a spot.. ahaha

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

another thing i did while i was in sydney on a holiday i was 6,
staying at my anties place,
they had 2 small pet mice,
somehow i knocked the cage over and both ran out,
so i stept on one of them....guts splatterd everywhere...they other ran away into the bush...cant remember how i clean it up, but i recon my antie just thought they escaped.


ahhahaha she'll never know her mice died a painfull death
lol i hate mice.

[HiddenBeauty]

There are alot of pussies writing about killing cats and mice.If I had a kid who harmed an animal I would very tempted to strangle him I think.

Slipknot i'm glad you like animals now and if a pitbull attacked me I would probably boot it too but there is a big difference between self defence and abuse.

What goes around comes around.