the ant eating thing: Funny
Shitting in frnt of your mom: Ouch! You can really push it.
I love girls with dildos although my worst is masterbation. Kills my mojo.
My worst is pulling an autistic boys pants down. I was in fifth grade. Please don't burn me.
The cats thing is bad and all but I wouldn't hold it against you. The only thing I can't forgive is child abuse. Perhaps that's what I learned for embarassing the poor kid. Worst illegal thing I did: Stealing a clip board of files from a police car. He was busting someone and I was walking past the car and looked inside the open door and snatched it. Sorry to all the cops reading this. Shit happens. Protect and serve right. No offense. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Wow, I feel better. Time to work.